Now I can talk.

July 22, 2014 5:05 pm

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

(via vanillish)

July 20, 2014 7:07 am

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

(via coolator)

7:04 am

ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

(via callurn)

July 11, 2014 10:25 pm

thecrabqueen:

crabs will stop at nothing

(via coolator)

6:13 pm July 10, 2014 3:45 pm

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

image

(Source: heatcrashemboar, via vanillish)

June 30, 2014 6:53 pm

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

(via dannytannerfanblog)

6:45 pm 9:32 am

teacakes:

OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.

(Source: dumbegg, via juilan)

June 29, 2014 10:41 pm

fuckyeah1990s:

Tag Team - Whoomp There It Is mash up with Daft Punk - Robot Rock